Lance Crayon
2 min readJan 2, 2022

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10 Writing Tips In 10 Minutes That Will Give You 10K Followers & $10K.

If you want to be successful on MMedium, understand that you don’t need writing skills. The platform favors inferior writers because most of the people who use Medium aren’t readers, so they don’t any better. Relax, if you’re a lousy writer, the odds of you earning money on Medium are stacked in your favor.

After dedicated field research, I’ve curated a list that could help you earn 10K a month or more on Medium.

  1. Write about writing. Share with your readers how writing is the funnest thing ever.
  2. Inform your readers that you don’t follow a formula while delivering your message by following an SEO formula. You know what I mean. Use phrases like, “Before I get I imto that, first I want to tell you about…” Repetition is king.
  3. Create stories about how you earn 15K a month as a guest blogger for multilple home improvement e-commerce platforms. If anyone asks to see an example of your guest blog entries, don’t respond.
  4. Include Wikipedia links. For some reason, Wikipedia is an authority on everything.
  5. Name drop popular Medium writers who also suck.
  6. Use the “f-word.” Your street cred will improve and you’ll give the impression that you’re the kind of writer who doesn’t live on his knees.
  7. Include one sentence about your stint in rehab.
  8. Share your experiences suffering from depression and how you struggle with bipolar disorder, but you’re not worried about it because you’ve got so much money coming in from UpWork and Fiverr for writing gig you had three years ago.
  9. Include a link to your Discord writing club that charges $29.99 a month for the latest tips on how to make 30K a week writing about toothpaste.
  10. Use adverbs, exclamation marks, and “lol,” so your readers won’t detect that you don’t know how to write.

#moneytruck

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